Dear Me

Dear Me-at-11:00 pm,

I know that you love your reality TV shows and staying up late to read magazines and goof-off. Just please try to be respectful to me because I am really tired right now. So, tonight when you try to go to bed and instead start watching Bravo repeats, please remember this letter and go to sleep so I am not a complete zombie.

Sweet dreams,

Me-at-8:00 am